- Traditional Chinese Character(HanT):
人生便通樂灌腸
- Simplified Chinese Character(HanS):
人生便通乐灌肠
- Bopomofo(Mandarin Phonetic Symbols): ㄖㄣˊ ㄕㄥ ㄅㄧㄢˋ ㄊㄨㄥ ㄌㄜˋ ㄍㄨㄢˋ ㄔㄤˊ (ㄖㄕㄅㄊㄌㄍㄔ)
- Bopomofo(Zhuyin Keyboard Input/IME): "bp6g/ 1u04wj/ xk4ej04t;6" (bp6g/1u04wj/xk4ej04t;6)
- (ASCII) Hanyu Pinyin: "renshengbiantongleguanchang" "Ren2Sheng1Bian4Tong1Le4Guan4Chang2" "Ren2 Sheng1 Bian4 Tong1 Le4 Guan4 Chang2" (RSBTLGC)
- (Latin) Hànyǔ Pīnyīn: ErShēngBiànTōngLèGuànCháng [ Er Shēng Biàn Tōng Lè Guàn Cháng ]
- (英文翻譯) English Translation: "Enema for life"
- (西語翻譯) Traducción Español: "Enema de por vida"
- (日文翻譯) 日本語翻訳: "一生浣腸"
